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Aug. 12th, 2008 | 07:52 pm

Today my father explained to me that as our new family (Scott doesn't live at home anymore... off to college cant believe it, well he hasn't moved yet he does on Saturday but my mom said its like he has already moved he is never home anymore.) well so yea new family watching TV they watched Two and a Half Men (My dads favorite show) well my dad told me that Jake (the little kid) said to Charlie (played by Charlie) "Stop Cock Blocking me" Well Derek started laughing and my mom said what I don't get it. Derek was too embarrassed to tell my mom and my dad found it too funny to let her know what it meant. So my dad let me know this knowing I would have no problem what so ever telling her, and that I would do it in the best way possible. I went to Urban Dictionary knowing I would find the best way of explaining it to her there. I started to read to her...


1. cock block

One who prevents another from scoring sexually.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cock blocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.

2. cock block

1.) To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex

2.) A motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic
1.) At the club, Sal was was about to get Lisa's phone number, when Nathan came up cock-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Lisa rolled her eyes and walked away.


3. cock block

(n.) one who prevents another from getting "play", "poontang", etc.
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"
(n.) I was dancing with this girl, when this cock-block stepped in between us and started grinding with her.
(v.) I had finally convinced Susan to go to my friend's keg party with me, when my Dad cock-blocked me by taking away my car keys.

As I kept reading my mom kept saying ok, ok I get it. But I kept reading, I could hear my dad and brother laughing hysterically in the background it was too funny.

ps. While looking for cock block the definition of Cock'o'clock came up... made me laugh.

1. cock'o'clock

To wake someone from an alcohol-induced slumber by slapping them in the face with your unit.

Man, Rob's been sleeping on the pool table for 12 hours, if he doesn't move soon, it's going to be cock'o'clock.

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Jul. 22nd, 2008 | 08:49 pm

I saw a Kardashian sister today.

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Jul. 19th, 2008 | 12:57 am

Carla and Turk from Scrubs are adorable.

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Jun. 18th, 2008 | 10:48 pm
music: Blu Cantrell- Hit em up style (opps!)

I don't have anything to say I just want to post what song I'm listening to.

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Jun. 5th, 2008 | 02:48 am

For some reason at 2:40 in the morning I thought it would be a good idea to find out what happened on my birthday. I typed in February 5th, 1987 and looked at who else was born then, what was the number one song on that day, oh and one website told me which day I was probably conceived on. May 15th, 1986. Why would I write a live journal about this, well because funny story. May 15th is my mothers birthday..... I AM A BIRTHDAY SEX BABY!!!!! I can not wait to tell this to my parents in the morning.

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May. 25th, 2008 | 02:38 pm

I just logged onto myspace and got excited when it said I had a new message. I never have new messages because I never use myspace anymore. But of coarse myspace came in handy and made me remember why I just cant delete my account.

I clicked on the new message button to see the message was from some random in Brooklyn. For shits and giggles I still read the message and I sure am glad I did that.


Subject:

lolol that drink looks like it was strong lmao

Body:
lolol i m zee ni hope u like what u see ni hop eu have a srceen name we can talk on mwaaa


yea thats right he is Zee Ni. and Zee Ni happens to be quite the looker.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=167661025

hope you like what you see, I sure did.

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Mar. 28th, 2008 | 10:24 am

What ever happened to Vitamin C?

The singer.

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Feb. 20th, 2008 | 02:51 pm

I have not been to an NHL hockey game in ages.... I'm so excited. Best part is I'm going with my baby brother!!!! too bad I'm probably going to ask for a beer just to bug him that I can have a beer and he cant.

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Feb. 5th, 2008 | 02:40 am

IM 21 YEARS OLD!!!! AND THE GUY FROM VESPER WANTS TO GET IN MY BIRTHDAY GIRL PANTS!!!!

Alyssa and Terin will definitively laugh at me for writing this when i'm drunk!!!
thanks guys for coming out with me on my 21st!!!

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Jan. 30th, 2008 | 08:54 pm

Dont ask me what made me think of this, but this weekend, I could be having my last illegal drink ever.


which is sooooo awesome!!!!

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